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Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:58 am
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So I'm watching NatGeo Wild and saw an advertisement for a shark show. They spoke to an expert who stated some statistics...
Dog kill about half a million people a year...
Coconuts kill 25 people a year...
Sharks kill 10 people a year...
Hold up, coconuts kill more people than sharks?
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:02 am
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You have to wonder if the deaths are from the Coconuts falling on people; or from allergic reactions from them. |
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:05 am
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Can't say I've ever heard of someoen being allergic to a cocnut, but it certainly makes you think. Still... I'll never look at a coconut the same again. It's kind of odd to think about... a coconut next to a shark and the round hairy brown ball is more dangerous than the beast with several rows of razor sharp teeth. |
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:36 am
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*a coconut is eyeing you from across the thread* |
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:21 am
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Ah Coconuts are vicious bastards. That's why in Britain we have Coconut shys, where they are restrained and people pay money for the privilige of throwing wooden balls at them. Hangings too good for them!
In fact there is a old west country saying about coconuts:
"It be big and it be brown and it hairy and I be afraid of it!"
In fact that could discribe some of the sexual relations I've had.  |
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:27 am
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I don't take any thing as a serious threat; that gets its ass flailed around during a hurricane.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:48 pm
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:31 pm
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I find it hard to believe that something in a hard shell that I find in pies and candies can kill more people than sharks.
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*Passes out with a coconut lying next to his head* |
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:23 pm
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Hmmm, I bet that must suck. At least I won't have to fear Jaws anymore. |
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:44 pm
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No, but fear 45dragoons. For he has coconut avatar. |
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Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:27 am
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BioRust wrote: |
No, but fear 45dragoons. For he has coconut avatar.
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..Man has a point. <_< |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:21 am
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:23 am
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:41 am
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Yeah. It's the swimsuits people wear, apparently sharks mistake us for things like seals. They don't actually intend to eat humans, it's all a big misunderstanding.  |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:59 am
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Why do you think surfers are most commonly attacked? When paddling out, surfers look like seals. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:32 am
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:09 pm
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