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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

(This is for parody purposes only, I only thought to get this rant off my shoulders just to see if I can get a laugh or two. Also, this rant is not meant to hurt anyones feelings, though if asked, I will take it down
And if you ask, I'm just using random names here)

-Screams in frustration as the insanity ensues

Look at us!!!

Look at us!!!

It looks like the short bus just stopped and let everyone off, but instead of giving us BAGGED lunches, they just gave us scissors and furry pornography!!!

-looks at three random members-

Just look at these three idiots, Rultry, Sultry....BOOBOO!!! Not only can you not HIT a water buffalo, but its smarter than you three idiots!!!

-eyes twitch at the sight of Henk-

Henk, you manwhore, you tried to bang nearly everyone in the site, and the only thing you haven't been treated for is herpes!!!

-trembles in frustration at the next dude-

Ashton, I've only known you for a less than a few short months, but I swear to god trying to create a furry out of tar and fur, single handedly bolts you to the top of the most pathetic people people I have ever met in my entire LIFE!!!

Poe.... you freakin freakin BITCH!!!!

Symphony, you are so far in the closet, you have missed the turn to Narnia....

No, don't even laugh Cassandre, who did you learn to use anesthesia for your BDSM!?!? Herman Munster!?!

Xebulus, your an idiot!!! Everyone's captured you. Your like that girl everyone knew in high school, but WAY less pretty!!!!!

Now that you guys have learned how STUPID you are, we can start to realize that there is one of two ways out of this blasted cycle. And that is either in a casket, or we can work together as a team against the forces of.....

-Furry Girl Runs behind me, ears flickering before I give a mad chase-

FURS!!!!!!!!

-Gives mad chase beyond the sunset-

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2112

Interesting, but it needs more mutant zombie lightning weasels.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

No way, I wanted to keep things in perspective, unless there were zombies in the world of BB

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2311

Reminds me of the movie Waiting, and of this scene in particular: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CFVpys-Bk

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

I have to be honest, that was the first time I ever watched that.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2311

The best part is when he points to Dane Cook and calls him "the biggest piece of sh*t in this restaraunt". Up to that point, Dane Cook's character had practically no interaction with him, which makes his statement all the more hilarious and absurd because it's really out of nowhere.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

heh, well, I had to imitate something, but I won't release my sources.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 10 Dec 2007 Posts: 283

Mitch "John Daley" is awesome, Freaks and Geeks cemented that. Things like his roll in Waiting just made him cooler.

Also, the writer of Waiting worked at the Fridays in the general area I lived in. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 08 Feb 2009 Posts: 582

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

Confusion..Major, major confusion...In other words, it can be chalked down to this:
WTF?

What about anesthesia? Because I seriously know how to use a tranq gun, Rune, don't test me.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

It was a joke Cassie, I meant no harm since it was a confliction of interests anyways. Would you really use anesthetics for BDSM?

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2008 Posts: 3307

Is someone shouting? What did I miss?

*a day late and a dollar short*

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

I just was hit in the head remind me, BDSM?

Seriously, I got hit in the head hard. On a few occasions when this has happened, I forgot how old I was.

But I know how to use anesthetics. And tranq guns.