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Rune174
PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:08 pm  Reply with quote
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(This is for parody purposes only, I only thought to get this rant off my shoulders just to see if I can get a laugh or two. Also, this rant is not meant to hurt anyones feelings, though if asked, I will take it down
And if you ask, I'm just using random names here)

-Screams in frustration as the insanity ensues

Look at us!!!

Look at us!!!

It looks like the short bus just stopped and let everyone off, but instead of giving us BAGGED lunches, they just gave us scissors and furry pornography!!!

-looks at three random members-

Just look at these three idiots, Rultry, Sultry....BOOBOO!!! Not only can you not HIT a water buffalo, but its smarter than you three idiots!!!

-eyes twitch at the sight of Henk-

Henk, you manwhore, you tried to bang nearly everyone in the site, and the only thing you haven't been treated for is herpes!!!

-trembles in frustration at the next dude-

Ashton, I've only known you for a less than a few short months, but I swear to god trying to create a furry out of tar and fur, single handedly bolts you to the top of the most pathetic people people I have ever met in my entire LIFE!!!

Poe.... you freakin freakin BITCH!!!!

Symphony, you are so far in the closet, you have missed the turn to Narnia....

No, don't even laugh Cassandre, who did you learn to use anesthesia for your BDSM!?!? Herman Munster!?!

Xebulus, your an idiot!!! Everyone's captured you. Your like that girl everyone knew in high school, but WAY less pretty!!!!!

Now that you guys have learned how STUPID you are, we can start to realize that there is one of two ways out of this blasted cycle. And that is either in a casket, or we can work together as a team against the forces of.....

-Furry Girl Runs behind me, ears flickering before I give a mad chase-

FURS!!!!!!!!

-Gives mad chase beyond the sunset-

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Xebulon
PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:19 pm  Reply with quote
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Interesting, but it needs more mutant zombie lightning weasels.


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Rune174
PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:20 pm  Reply with quote
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No way, I wanted to keep things in perspective, unless there were zombies in the world of BB

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:30 pm  Reply with quote
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Reminds me of the movie Waiting, and of this scene in particular: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CFVpys-Bk

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:36 pm  Reply with quote
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I have to be honest, that was the first time I ever watched that.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:38 pm  Reply with quote
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The best part is when he points to Dane Cook and calls him "the biggest piece of sh*t in this restaraunt". Up to that point, Dane Cook's character had practically no interaction with him, which makes his statement all the more hilarious and absurd because it's really out of nowhere.

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Rune174
PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:39 pm  Reply with quote
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heh, well, I had to imitate something, but I won't release my sources.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:02 am  Reply with quote
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Mitch "John Daley" is awesome, Freaks and Geeks cemented that. Things like his roll in Waiting just made him cooler.

Also, the writer of Waiting worked at the Fridays in the general area I lived in. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:31 am  Reply with quote
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JohnnyPsycho wrote:
The best part is when he points to Dane Cook and calls him "the biggest piece of sh*t in this restaraunt". Up to that point, Dane Cook's character had practically no interaction with him, which makes his statement all the more hilarious and absurd because it's really out of nowhere.


I was always sure it was because Cook was at the back and Mitch wanted everyone to turn around for "THE GOAT".

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:39 am  Reply with quote
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Confusion..Major, major confusion...In other words, it can be chalked down to this:
WTF?

What about anesthesia? Because I seriously know how to use a tranq gun, Rune, don't test me.

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Rune174
PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:37 am  Reply with quote
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It was a joke Cassie, I meant no harm since it was a confliction of interests anyways. Would you really use anesthetics for BDSM?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:43 am  Reply with quote
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Is someone shouting? What did I miss?

*a day late and a dollar short*

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:31 am  Reply with quote
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I just was hit in the head remind me, BDSM?

Seriously, I got hit in the head hard. On a few occasions when this has happened, I forgot how old I was.

But I know how to use anesthetics. And tranq guns.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:57 am  Reply with quote
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You don't seem old to me ^_^

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:21 am  Reply with quote
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Laughing Laughing Laughing I have nothing else to say about this one. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:28 pm  Reply with quote
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Rune174 wrote:
You don't seem old to me ^_^

Ahe. I am not old. I am just saying I forgot my age. I'm in my early twenties, so don't go sayin' I'm old.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:43 pm  Reply with quote
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I'm old and I still do not get what just happened. >.<
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:17 pm  Reply with quote
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Its just a small rant that I imitated and reworked from something I saw awhile back.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:32 pm  Reply with quote
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Foxonian wrote:
I'm old and I still do not get what just happened. >.<

We are both old these youngsters call themselves furries? HA! in my day when I was their age I had to get up two minutes before I went to bed to lick road clean wit' tongue. Twisted Evil Laughing

BTW I know how you feel. I am 45 in November Shocked Crying
God any one got a can of 'deep heat' and a packet of Wurthers originals? Laughing

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I'm 32, but day-am Tearlach...

Charlie: I heart you, Gumpa!! *Charlie Hug*

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:04 pm  Reply with quote
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*Wipes brow as the blame went to Henk and not her.* Phew! Laughing

JohnnyPsycho wrote:
The best part is when he points to Dane Cook and calls him "the biggest piece of sh*t in this restaraunt". Up to that point, Dane Cook's character had practically no interaction with him, which makes his statement all the more hilarious and absurd because it's really out of nowhere.


Agreed Johnny. *Gives him a squeeze since its been a while since she toyed with him.*

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Ya know, I think if any of the women were "in the closest" that Jessica would have figured it out and exploited it by now.

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